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Hi.  My name is Wendy and I’m a bitch.

(Hi, Wendy)

I’m also funny, smart, geeky, caring, gentle, sarcastic, inappropriate, and… Eh.  You can decide for yourself. 

I’m 31 years old and I have 3 kids.  In order to keep this blog anonymous, the kids will have code names.  It sucks that I have to do that because I already gave them incredibly cool and awesome names when they were born.  The oldest boy, 7, will henceforth be known as Blaze.  My little girl, 4, is Diva.  And the baby boy, who is just nearly 2, is Babble. 

As of May 2009, I’m the single mother of said children.  The ex?  Will now be known as Dick, for obvious reasons.  The separation was hard, traumatic even, but the best thing that ever happened to me.  I didn’t see it coming, not by a long shot, so I wasn’t prepared for it.  It took a little time, but mostly I’m fine now. 

This is not a Mommyblog.  My entire life is about my kids, and this is my place just for me.  I may occasionally write about my kids, simply because they’re so wonderfully amazing and frustrating, but you won’t find me writing about how many times Babble pooped in the potty today.  I guess if I had to categorize this, I’d call it a personal blog.  I’m likely to write about anything.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.  I cuss and can be crude at times. 

So… Welcome to my town, now known as Smorkopolis.  I’m glad you’re here.

Published on December 31, 2009 at 3:36 am  Leave a Comment  

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